possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first...
isabelthespy: Persons People can walk but not handsanitizers Because handsanitizers don’t have legs
nobody: that's a cute turtle neck
barackfuckingobama: On December 21 this year we should all make text posts that sound really apocalyptic but aren’t. We could be like OH GOD EVERYTHING IS BURNING because I turned up the heater or like ALL I HEAR IS SCREAMING from my tv or even THIS IS GOODBYE BECAUSE WE’RE EVACUATING the dancefloor
trisarahdactyl: michaelceratops: osointricate: I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. “whats a movie” #’fuck you im not going into another theater’
So I hear Obamacare passed.
harpalyce: thingsareswinging: And a whole load of Republicans are threatening to move to Canada in light of this? Should- should somebody tell them? No, no, no. Let’s let it be a surprise.
Indistinguishable From Magic: I think I saw two... →
dresdencodak: New York continues to succeed in out-weirding itself. These two guys by the coffee shop (tall, thin and with identical haircuts) were acting as if they were aliens hiding in a human form. This was their actual conversation, spoken in weird monotone voices that sounds like they were avoiding any…
I get to see Jordan tomorrow.
emmaleeawkberg: I assume a bookstore is in order, after the film of course, as following our best friendship parameters.
emmaleeawkberg: Do you realize that we’re coming upon our seventh year of best friendship? Now that I think about it, I feel like we’ve been friends for longer than that. Like you were always around or something.
Sciencebros gif comic.
labish: Had always wanted to make a gif comic. And I haven’t really drew any decent sciencebros art, hence. Based on this post here by faygo-cytosis. My personal favorite has to be the second last gif.
andthatlittleblackdress: honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
nikofag: mechinism: brothasoul: can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually BLONDIES THESE DAYS
*none of these photos are mine *
deadly premonition spoilers
chemiro: incitatus-ebooks: Read More …omg I never noticed this! I need to update the Easter Egg section!