July 2012
64 posts
possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first...
isabelthespy:
Persons
People can walk but not handsanitizers Because handsanitizers don’t have legs
June 2012
22 posts
nobody: that's a cute turtle neck
barackfuckingobama:
On December 21 this year we should all make text posts that sound really apocalyptic but aren’t. We could be like
OH GOD EVERYTHING IS BURNING
because I turned up the heater
or like
ALL I HEAR IS SCREAMING
from my tv
or even
THIS IS GOODBYE BECAUSE WE’RE EVACUATING
the dancefloor
trisarahdactyl:
michaelceratops:
osointricate:
I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires.
“whats a movie”
#’fuck you im not going into another theater’
So I hear Obamacare passed.
harpalyce:
thingsareswinging:
And a whole load of Republicans are threatening to move to Canada in light of this?
Should- should somebody tell them?
No, no, no. Let’s let it be a surprise.
Indistinguishable From Magic: I think I saw two... →
dresdencodak:
New York continues to succeed in out-weirding itself. These two guys by the coffee shop (tall, thin and with identical haircuts) were acting as if they were aliens hiding in a human form. This was their actual conversation, spoken in weird monotone voices that sounds like they were avoiding any…
I get to see Jordan tomorrow.
emmaleeawkberg:
I assume a bookstore is in order, after the film of course, as following our best friendship parameters.
JORDAN.
emmaleeawkberg:
Do you realize that we’re coming upon our seventh year of best friendship?
Now that I think about it, I feel like we’ve been friends for longer than that. Like you were always around or something.
Sciencebros gif comic.
labish:
Had always wanted to make a gif comic. And I haven’t really drew any decent sciencebros art, hence.
Based on this post here by faygo-cytosis.
My personal favorite has to be the second last gif.
andthatlittleblackdress:
honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
nikofag:
mechinism:
brothasoul:
can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually
BLONDIES THESE DAYS
Spiderman Spam!
*none of these photos are mine *
deadly premonition spoilers
chemiro:
incitatus-ebooks:
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…omg I never noticed this! I need to update the Easter Egg section!
