i just want tahno to join the krew and fix...
lnternetexplorers: how do people just have casual sex with random strangers i can’t even order pizza over the phone
This is a Robert Pattinson appreciation post. I...
lascocks: thegoddamazon: talldarkbishoujo: I’m attracted to your spite, sir.
gerancho: freshprinceoftsundere: EVERYTHING THAT YOU FEEL IS JUST A CHEMICAL REACTION INSIDE YOUR HEAD WOW so if im in love with someone does that make it a chemical romance
If your new idea of marriage is encoded into the law, it will be used to...– Brian Brown, president of the National Organization for Marriage, I swear to his God, said this with a straight face, as consciousness-shattering starbursts of irony exploded all around him. Transcript (via deantrippe)
This is so babies: We should ban life jackets and... →
indeathwetrust: winifredjay: sazquatch: iamgreaterthanhate: And if you do, by chance, find yourself struggling with drowning, then no life-saving or otherwise procedure or act should be allowed to be administered. You got yourself into this mess, you have to live with the…
thinking about the future
berrysbasket: andysar: duchesslyssie: izayas-dick: arsetalia: Edward was only 12 when he became a state alchemist, what are you doing with your life well I have both arms so I think I’m doing pretty good and my sibling remains in their own body so that’s a plus for me I’m tall that was uncalled for tumblr user andysar
wolfywox: lastofthetimeladies: Okay can we just talk for a second about how Mrs. Weasley made Harry a Weasley sweater after having only met him once, just because Ron wrote her and told her that Harry wasn’t expecting to get any presents for Christmas? If you don’t love Molly Weasley you’re wrong.
colfersaurusrex: okay but an example of why we need better sex education in schools is the story of how I lost my virginity i’ve included illustrations to further illustrate what im trying to illustrate to u today Read More The most beautiful thing I have ever read.
joshishollywood: sparklewench: editorial design antics, pt. 2 this looks like a normal magazine spread right well if you look really closely on one of the melons i put a really tiny pterodactyl right in the middle no one noticed and they actually published it now there are 2000 copies of this magazine featuring this tiny pterodactyl and i’m the one at fault oh my god am i a horrible...
Well as we always like to say here at Community, our worst episodes are better...– Dan Harmon (via havingchanged)
It’s deplorable that sexually adventurous young women are constantly told they...– Kerry Howley (via tobiasfunkes)